The A-Team (TV Series) Bullets and Bikinis (1984) User Reviews

Location! Miami has mountains?! Lol

[ladylambiam · 7/10 · 16 February 2022]

I spent the entire episode trying to see where the mountains of Miami could possibly be. Lol. I had recognized the California scenery and it kept me from really watching the show because it was pretty obvious. But, I still must give at least 7 stars based on the fact that the A Team is such a cool show. They just were cheap in the location in this episode.

Title Sums it Up

[aramis-112-804880 · 4 March 2023]

A mobster hotel owner is trying to force two lovely young ladies who own a rival hotel in the Miami area to sell. But why is he so desperate to buy? It sounds like a coast-to-coast job for the A-Team.

One of the hotel owners is Betsy Russell, idol of young men in the 1980s for movies where she showed flashes of worthwhile topless nudity. The mobster's moll is played by Playboy centerfold Jeana Tomasino ("The Beach Girls"). It doesn't get better than that. I'm unfamiliar with the work of the second motel owner, but I wish I were.

Most of the action obviously takes place in CA, but that's the magic of the movies. And TV. Not much substance but lots of style.

Hotel

[bevo-13678 · 10/10 · 7 December 2020]

Great episode. Not too many cars flipping over as it is mainly indoors

Oddly ordinary

[Leofwine_draca · 5/10 · 5 April 2018]

BULLETS AND BIKINIS is the season three opener of The A-Team and an oddly ordinary effort. You'd expect a new series to kick off with a bang but here instead we get a hackneyed and predictable story in which the boys once more come to the aid of some pretty young women, one of whom is played by Betsy Russell - the actress best known these days for her turn in the SAW franchise. It's middling stuff, fun for the fans, forgettable for everyone else.