- Amy Allen: B.A., didn't you say that Maria said her mother is really sick?
- "B.A." Baracus: Yeah, real sick. And if we don't help her, she won't have anybody in the world.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Whoever separated them, isn't big on human diginity.
- "B.A." Baracus: Yeah, when I get finished with them, they're gonna be real big on pain!
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: He's out there, I know... he's out there, that devil of a whale I have chased for so long. The white whale. The Living Ghost with the harpoons of a hundred men in his back and yet he still swims on. How that ghost haunts my soul... my mind...
- "B.A." Baracus: What mind? Cool it, Murdock, where here on serious business.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: ...must be high tide.
- "Faceman": [Face is seasick] What about a plan?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Heh! You're a terrific shade of green, you know, brings out the color in your eyes.
- "Faceman": You don't have a plan, do ya?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Of course I have a plan. But... it's a secret.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: All right, now who's plan was this?
- "Faceman" Peck: Not mine!
- "B.A." Baracus: Not mine.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Then who's?
- "Faceman" Peck: Murdock!
- "B.A." Baracus: It was Murdock.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: No it wasn't!
- [B.A. nods rapidly]
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: No it wasn't!
- "B.A." Baracus: Come on Face, get out of the bathroom, I'm seasick too!
- Amy Allen: Yeah Face, show us how to navigate by the stars.
- [laughs]
- Cooper: What time does Presley expect this load in L.A.?
- Border Patrol Lt. Taggart: Just as soon as you stop asking questions.
- [claps his hands]
- Border Patrol Lt. Taggart: Let's go, come on!
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Hi there, do you, eh, speak English?
- Roberto: Yes sir, pretty good.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: All right, how lucky can a man get? Name's Danielson. U.S. secret service.
- Roberto: I am Roberto.
- Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock: Neat, neat, the 'O' on the end really brings it to life. 'Roberto'.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: B.A., I talked to that producer friend of mine. He's gonna sponsor Maria and her mom. They'll live in his Beverly Hills mansion, collect a nice salary, and have the rare opportunity of studying a gigantic American ego up close.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: I'll tell you something, I was in one of Ho Chi Minh's death camps... you're an amateur.
- Cherise: Oh Mr. Peck, we just can't seem to get this bowline knot tied right. Could you please come over and show us again?