8 Simple Rules (TV Series)

Thanksgiving Guest (2004)

Adam Arkin: Principal Ed Gibb

Quotes 

• Cate : Look. I'm sorry. He's still upset because you took away his football.

  Ed Gibb : Cate, he dropkicked it across the cafeteria and into a bath of chocolate pudding.

  Cate : I'll go talk to him.

• Ed Gibb : So, um. Need any help there?

  Jim : Are you some kind of engineer?

  Ed Gibb : No. I just...

  Jim : So what then? You think I need some kind of help because I'm old?

  Ed Gibb : No, I really...

  Jim : Well, let me tell you somethin', college boy.

  Ed Gibb : Hey hey hey, if you hit me again, I am not coming for Christmas.

• Cate : Can I get you something?

  Ed Gibb : No, no. I'm fine. I'm just watchin' the game.

  Cate : You're watching a broken TV.

  Ed Gibb : I'm a Lions fan. It's less painful this way.

• Cate : You sure I can't get you something?

  Ed Gibb : No, no. I'm fine. I'm just watchin' the game.

  Cate : You're watching a broken TV.

  Ed Gibb : I'm a Lions fan. It's less painful this way.

• Ed Gibb : [Talking to Kate]  You've been a good friend. You've taken me into your home, You've shown me warmth, and hospitality.

  Jim : Out of my chair!

• Ed Gibb : So, um. Need any help there?

  Jim : Are you some kind of engineer?

  Ed Gibb : No. I just...

  Jim : So what then? You think I need help because I'm old?

  Ed Gibb : No, I really...

  Jim : Well, let me tell you somethin', college boy...

  Ed Gibb : Hey hey hey, if you hit me again, I am not coming for Christmas.