- Simon: Great. Now everyone will know me as the Virgin Camden. Thanks Mom. Thanks a lot.
- [Bangs head on table]
- Lucy Camden: Did you know that you've made popular Simon even more popular? I don't know how you do it.
- Robbie Palmer: [to Simon] Remember when you told me your mom once kissed you at school and you nearly died? Someday, this will be funnier than the kissing story.
- Simon: No, it won't.
- Lucy Camden: [to Annie] Why are you set against Dad helping Serena?
- Annie Camden: I don't wanna talk about it.
- Lucy Camden: I know I am only 18 and still your child, but I would be grateful if you would treat me like a friend and a woman in this situation and honestly tell me what's going on.
- Annie Camden: I'd like to, but I can't.
- Lucy Camden: Why, because you're wrong?
- Annie Camden: Well, helping people can be complicated. That's why your dad is always warning us to be harmless instead of helpful.
- Lucy Camden: I should pay attention to that. It's probably one of the lessons I have to learn over and over.
- Annie Camden: When you're older, you and I will be adult friends and we can talk about everything, but not yet.
- Lucy Camden: That's fine with me. Just please know I am always on your side.