- Dick Solomon: I don't know what to do! I don't know what to feel! Who am I?
- [after finding out his father is "The Big Giant Head"]
- Harry Solomon: Well, let me see. Your first name is Dick. Your new last name is Head. I guess that would make...
- Dick Solomon: Oh, my God!
- Vicki: How dare you trick me with your flesh?
- Harry Solomon: [slowly lifting his shirt] Well, that's what it's there for.