- Officer Tom Hanson: Doug, you know there's going to be a million vampires at this Halloween dance tonight?
- Officer Doug Penhall: What? I'm Count Chocula!
- Off. Tom Hanson #2: Aliens travel 6 light years for a good deal on a car stereo BELIEVE IT... or not.
- Off. Doug Penhall: You're never going to let me forget this, are you?
- Off. Tom Hanson #2: DOUG, YOU'RE PSYCHIC!