'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
Reds Nick Colonel (1984)
Sam Kelly: Captain Hans Geering
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Quotes
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Col. Von Strom : You must be very careful with the painting of the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.
Capt. Hans Geering : It is our retirement fund.
Col. Von Strom : OUR retirement fund? I found it!
Capt. Hans Geering : Yes. But I know about it.
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René : May I tell you a little legend, Colonel? It is said that these champagne glasses were modeled on the bosom of Marie Antoinette.
Capt. Hans Geering : They should have modeled them on Helga's bosom. We would have got a bigger drink.