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'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
Gruber Does Some Mincing (1986)
Sam Kelly: Captain Hans Geering
Quotes
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Col. Kurt von Strohm : You are combing your hair very nicely, Hans.
Capt. Hans Geering : Thank you, Colonel. I see you have polished your head.
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Col. Von Strom : René, these muscles, they're not good. Is your wife using a new spice?
Capt. Hans Geering : such as hair tonic?
René : they come from the usual harbor, dear Coronel. I think perhaps one of your submarines is leaking a little diesel oil, due to the fact that the RAF blew it up.