'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
Good Staff Are Hard to Find (1987)
Gavin Richards: Captain Alberto Bertorelli
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Quotes
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Capt. Bertorelli : Who is this handsome officer who looks like the film star.
[spreads arms wide]
Col. Von Strom : [to Grubber] This is Captain Bertorelli.
Lt. Hubert Gruber : I herd about you from the General.
[Stands up and opens arms]
Col. Von Strom : [to Bertorelli] This is Lieutenant Grubber.
Capt. Bertorelli : I herd about you from the General!
[shakes hand, from distance]
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Capt. Bertorelli : [after stumbling disheveled out of Mini's room - to Lt Grubber] "What ever you do, don't make a pass at the girls.
René : Don't worry, he won't.
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Capt. Bertorelli : Generalissimo, I embrace you.
[hugs von Klinkerhoffen to his extreme distaste]
Capt. Bertorelli : Mussolini has given me a present for you: the Italian War Hero Medal.
[produces medal]
Gen. Von Klinkerhoffen : Ah, the Italian war hero medal, I don't think I've seen this before.
Col. Von Strom : I think They're very rare.