The Slaughter (2006)

Zak Kilberg: Iggy

Quotes 

• Dana : Okay, so we need to stick together from now on.

  Iggy : Right.

  Alexandra : Yeah, good. So, um, I got my stuff downstairs, and I'm gonna go get it, and then I'm gonna meet you guys.

  Dana : Right.

• Iggy : Zombie! Carl's a zombie. No longer a soulless, mindless, walking-dead corporate zombie, but a real zombie.

• Iggy : [as Dana is about to attack the zombie]  Wait, wait! Is this a Romero zombie or one of the new virus zombies?

  Alexandra : What the hell are you talking about?

  Dana : Okay, okay, now the old zombies are like, stiff.

  Iggy : They lumber.

  Dana : Whatever!

  Iggy : No, no, not whatever, they lumber, it's important. The new ones are, like, super-fit sport zombies. Old zombies, we can take this guy; new zombies... we may be fucked.

• Dana : [after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde]  I think we lost them. Where's Alexandra?

  Iggy : They ate her!

  Dana : ...so we're the only ones left?

  Iggy : I think it's just you and me, two mere mortals against evil unknown fighting the preternatural powers of a hell-spawn succubus!

  Dana : F**k her! F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-bitch from hell. Hateful, evil murderous bitch with no friends and BAD SKIN!

  [inhales sharply and slaps her bicep] 

  Dana : We can DO THIS! What do we have?

  Iggy : For what?

  Dana : ...like weapons to fight off the supernatural forces of darkness?

  Iggy : Nothing.

  Dana : Ughh. Something holy?

  Iggy : Nope.

  Dana : Spells, incantations?

  Iggy : Bupkus.

  Dana : Protective amulets?

  Iggy : Big negatory.

  Dana : There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil!

  Iggy : I don't know, man.

  Dana : [grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him]  There's ALWAYS a magic charm to command the evil!

  Iggy : [pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying]  That just sounds gay.

  Dana : There's gotta be something. ANYTHING!

  Iggy : We got nothing, man. Nothing.

  [whispers] 

  Iggy : Nothing.

  Dana : [looks off as if she has an idea]  ... and THAT is the best weapon we have.