The Happy Elf (2005 Video)

Charlie Adler: Proctor, Man #1

Quotes 

• Lil Farley : There was little else to do in Bluesville but work. For most people, that meant working at the what factory.

  Sister : What's a what factory?

  Lil Farley : That's where they make one thing and one thing only: question marks. Did you ever wonder where all the question marks in the world come from? However, working there could be quite confusing.

  Man 1 : Excuse me, at what factory do you work at?

  Man 2 : That's right.

  Man 1 : What's right?

  Man 2 : Exactly.

• Lil Farley : There was very little laughter in Bluesville, either. It was so dark and depressing that people who lived there didn't know how to tell a joke.

  Curtis : When is a cup of milk like a ballerina?

  Man 1 : I don't know

  Curtis : Tuesday.