Isaac W.: Joey, Marlin

Quotes 

• Joey : Stick 'em up, lady! I'm robbin' the place.

  [Kelly raises her hands in submission] 

  Kelly : Oh, take whatever you want, I promise I won't be a problem.

  Joey : You better not! In fact, to be sure, you hold out your hands.

• Joey : You know, I'd be like a bank robber, and I'd come into a bank and rob it.

  Kelly : That sounds like I might get tied up again.

• [first lines] 

  Joey : [narrating as an adult]  Mom always worked - sometimes six days a week. During the summer, she always had a nanny look after me. One summer I have especially fond memories because Miss Kelly was my nanny. She was absolutely beautiful. I had a huge crush on her, but it wasn't just that; she was the only nanny that liked to play my favorite games. Of course, these games involved tying her up. I was in heaven whenever we'd play. At first I was really nervous to approach her, afraid of rejection, but one day I finally got up enough courage. I'm glad I did!

• Kelly : Help! Help! I'm being robbed! Somebody help me! I'm being robbed! Help me! There's a robber in my house! Come help me!

  Joey : [narrating]  I didn't plan on doing this, but Miss Kelly was practically inviting me to gag her. So without any hesitation, I did!

• [while playing Cowboys and Indians, Kelly winds up hogtied and gagged on the basement floor] 

  Joey : The counsel has decided that you will be a captive of the Sioux forever!

  Kelly : Mmmph.

  Joey : You will cook us our food and bring us our water.

  Kelly : Mmmph.

  Joey : You will bake us cookies and make us Kool-Ade.

  Kelly : Mmmph.

  Joey : But, ah, right now, it's time for this indian's piano lesson, so I'll see you later, Miss Kelly.

  Kelly : MMMMMFFF!

• [Kelly, bound and gagged once again, struggles to escape her bonds] 

  Joey : Now you'll be part of my grand experiment. The world will know that I'm the greatest scientist in the world!

  [Kelly screams into her gag] 

  Laura : Joey, what are you doing with Kelly?

  Joey : Ah, another woman for my experiment! I'll have to tie you up, too.

  Laura : Oh, you will, will you?

  Joey : Yes! Give me your hands.

  [scene fades into another where Kelly and Laura, tied back-to-back squirm futilely to free themselves from Joey's ropes] 

• [last lines] 

  Joey's Father : Well, hello! Well, I *think* I'm supposed to pick up the little guy who tied you two up.

  [Joey's father pulls the gag from Laura's mouth] 

  Laura : You're two hours early. I said *six* o'clock.

  Joey's Father : Oh?

  Laura : He's down the street at piano lessons.

  Joey's Father : Ah, okay. This is funny.

  Laura : Yeah.

  Joey's Father : Well, ah, well, I guess I'll have to babysit you two.

  [Joey's dad stuffs the cloth back in Laura's mouth and the two women squeal angrily] 

  Joey's Father : Uh-huh. There you go. Looks like my boy did a good job! Two hours?

  [Laura spits out the gag again and laughs] 

  Laura : Uh-huh.

  Joey's Father : Two hours.

  [Joey's dad gags Laura again] 

  Joey's Father : There you go. I think he's a chip off the old block.