Kekko Kamen (TV Mini Series)
Kekkô Kamen (1991)
Chris Patton: Teacher Ben
Quotes
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Teacher Ben : If you think the test is hard, wait'll I hit you with my stick!
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Big Toenail of Satan : [chuckles] Wait till you feast your eyes on *that*, Kekko Kamen.
Teacher Ben : Well, uh, he's got a great body, sure, but he's gay.
Big Toenail of Satan : Oh that's obvious, but insignificant, don't you think? It's the muscles that matter.
Teacher Ben : Say what?
Big Toenail of Satan : Don't you know that a hot babe with great big tits can never resist a big ol' muscle man?
Teacher Ben : They, th-th-th-they-they, they can't?
Big Toenail of Satan : Hey, a demon never lies.
Teacher Ben : Uh, Principal! Please excuse me. I'll, uh, be back in just a bit.
[he runs out of the room]
Big Toenail of Satan : [chuckles] *This* will finish off that Big-Knockers Kamen once and for all.
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Teacher Ben : Do you have to do that?
Big Toenail of Satan : Yeah, don't kill her. If you kill her, we'll never see her special Bald-Eagle Jump again.