Wed, Oct 12, 2005
Freddie and Chris take a new approach to meeting women. After a series of unsuccessful dates with spoiled rich girls, the two decide to find "down to earth" women at a laundromat in their old neighborhood. Freddie runs into Gina, a nice girl from high school, and Chris meets Krystal, a girl easily impressed by his money. But when Freddie dates the woman he and his family think could be a perfect match for him, he ends up learning more about himself than he bargained for.
Wed, Oct 19, 2005
Freddie is excited to learn that top food critic Walter Fishbain will be reviewing the restaurant, but he becomes stressed out when he learns that Fishbain is the Walter he beat up in high school presuming he deflorated sister Sofia, who is even more worried because she doesn't want Freddie to find out the truth about her and Walter. Allison gives 13-year-old Zoey a makeover using Chris's credit card, grandma milks her to keep it quiet.
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Wed, Oct 26, 2005
It's Halloween, but Sofia managed to bleach daughter Zoe's vampire costume: ruined. Freddy ingeniously improvises an 'old-school' pumpkin suit, but the spoiled brats only appreciate fashionable fancies. Sophia feels guilty but would miss more med study if she takes the kid to play trick or treat, so ever too kind Uncle Freddy volunteers. When Allison tells them about the Rocky Horror Picture Show, his and Chris's first-ever X-rated movie, they accept to take Zoe there instead. Seeing the creepy costumes lining up, joined by cross-dressing Chris -murder on his butt, but dragging two girls- Freddie doubts, but ends up even taking along class mates Mandy and Marissa, despite dreading the parents finding out, with good reason...
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Wed, Nov 2, 2005
While her teenage daughter is on a far school-trip to Lincoln's grave, Freddie and Chris feels it's an ideal opportunity for ever-studying Sofia to have some fun, so they invite her to their After Hours party in the restaurant, where they usually pick up one-night-stands, for Chris enough to fill his hot-tub. After curing her obsessive phone calls to Zoey, Freddie worries when Sofia hits on a certain Kurt, after years without dating...
Wed, Nov 9, 2005
Freddie worries his customers stop ordering his desserts and finds out that lucrative part of business is largely taken over by a new bakery. When he and Chris -who quickly caves in to the fine products- go there, they find its owner, Rose, is graduated from a Paris culinary institute and quite attractive. Freddie is too deeply hurt and insulted to act, but Chris takes her out and finds a compromise: Freddie can buy her goodies and sell them on his menu which will credit her bakery. Both friends have a romantic interest in the baker. When pushy Chris gets dumped and still refuses him permission to chase her, Freddie ignores the time-honored veto...
Wed, Nov 16, 2005
Freddie still feels for an Italian girl, master baker Rose, but hesitates because Chris dated her first. His lousy mate releases Rose suspiciously easy after another talk, and Freddie doesn't catch on when she accepts to see him Saturday for a romantic dinner at her place, even when she insists he must wear his chef's hat. It only dawns upon him when she present her other guest, actually her hot date, Marco. Yet Freddie, who didn't show his disappointment and served his rival the feast he hoped to share, cares enough to test his rival by sending on him his own foxy ex Cindy, with another surprising outcome...
Wed, Nov 30, 2005
Freddie's Portorican pa Carlos, who abandoned his family when the boy was four, suddenly announces a visit, which Freddie, full of grudging anger, only allows as a birthday present for grandma, Carlos's adoring mother. Chris's latest impulse buy are two armored knight's costumes. Carlos seems so repentant and eager to play a part in the Morenos' lives again that Freddie -mindlessly copied by Sofia- considers giving him a break. Then he announces he wants to move to Chicago- acceptable if he takes grandma off Freddie's hands, until...
Wed, Dec 7, 2005
Chris's new toy target is bidding on celebrity memorabilia at a charity auction. Zoe wants, purely for fashionable peer rivalry, a new $300 cell-phone but frugal mother Sophia denies the waste she can't effort and after sugar-uncle Freddie secretly gave Zoe one out of the goodness of his generous heart, she makes the spoiled brat give it up when she and once truly poor, now even worse-spoiled grandma find the box. Freddie was supposed to take Zoe to the soup-kitchen he and Chris pay for every month, but as Chris points out they would miss the auction the mates take her along. Not only does barely interested Chris outbid Freddie for his only fancy, a blood-stained Muhammed Ali towel, Allison who had orders to bid by Internet up to $10,000 for Chris goes $35,000 over that limit and Zoe, who has already shamelessly spoiled Freddie who was bidding $400 for a Harry Potter wand, stupidly bids $900 -skipping $500 etc- without even asking. Freddy finally realizes the brat needs to learn the value of the dollar by earning her waste back the old-fashioned way...
Wed, Dec 14, 2005
After an early Christmas party in Freddie's flat, nasty jealous neighbor Jay, a whorer, invokes the Rivers Lake Towers bylaws. Despite her personal sympathy for Freddie, tenants association representative Reyerson has no alternative but demand that his relatives move out, unless a majority signs a petition. Allison, who lives in Freddie's closet, moves temporarily to Chris's flat, making him realize they do the same thing, so he must be depressed too... Meanwhile Freddie finds nobody wants to sign their petition because the Moreno females are all generally hated for their countless faults after only six months. Their last hope is a suck-up dinner where even grandma apologizes (well, in Freddie's 'cleaned-up' translation), which still doesn't swing it, till triumphing Jay makes a bad choice of words...