Ramen Taster - Vinnie
Furrier Consultant - Kitty Bukkake
Underwater Origami - Rod Portho
Random People from the Phonebook - Gabriel Kaapo, Katherine Kaarle, Charles Kasey, Helen Kaden, Jasper Kadrl, Sarah Kae, John Kalla, Rachel Kaimana, Barry Kale, Edwin Kaleo, Casey Kalidas, Jacob Kallikrates
Favorite Dead Person - Abe Lincoln