A young man named Gary with an apartmental hobo infestation meets former White House Historian W. M. Murray at the local pub. After consulting him for advice, he resolves to do the hobo in. Can Murray stop him before its too late? Will Gary get the help necessary from his roommates? There's only one way to find out--DIAL 'M' FOR HOBO!—RØB Severson
When Gary is befriended by W.M. Murray, former White House historian turned sloppy booze-hound, Murray gives Gary some not-so-sound advice concerning Gary's pesky hobo problem. After Gary takes the bad advice to heart, Murray must find Gary and prevent him from executing the terrible instructions he just gave him!—Anonymous