The Honeymooners (1976 TV Special)
Jackie Gleason: Ralph Kramden
Quotes
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Ralph Kramden : I mean a real bachelor party with a big cake and a big blonde jumping out of it.
Ed Norton : Maybe I could get Mrs. Manicotti to jump out of a large pizza.
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Ralph Kramden : That kid when he grows up - he'll own all of this.
Ed Norton : Lucky kid - not even born yet, and he's already got his own slum!
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Ralph Kramden : A mustache makes a guy distinctive. Gives a man a sort of an air. You ought to grow one.
Ed Norton : Nah, I don't need one. When you work in the sewer, you already got an air about you.
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Ralph Kramden : I suppose that now my anniversary is getting near, you're racking your brain as to what to give me.
Ed Norton : To tell you the truth, Ralph, I haven't given it much thought. That's not true. I haven't given it *any* thought.
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Ralph Kramden : Get a load of this little sweater. It looks like a teeny-weeny muumuu!
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Ralph Kramden : [Thinking that the knitted cover for a bowling ball is a baby's sweater] Those are the two holes for the arms, and this is the hole for the head.
Ed Norton : He may get his head and arms through there, but I don't think he's going to get them out again.
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Ralph Kramden : You were dancing all over the joint.
Ed Norton : I cut up a pretty good rug.