A whiteboy gets mudholed & plots revenge on the brothas at a house party in the Dirty South!A whiteboy gets mudholed & plots revenge on the brothas at a house party in the Dirty South!A whiteboy gets mudholed & plots revenge on the brothas at a house party in the Dirty South!
John W. Sloan
- Bling Bling
- (as John W. Sloan Jr.)
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- TriviaMovie inspired by Rudy Ray Moore and his films from the 1970s.
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Fo' Shizzle Mah Nizzle! ....or not.
Alright, so I rented this on a whim, hoping it would turn slasher movies funny, like a previous favorite of mine, Shriek If You Know What I... you get the rest. I was sorely disappointed, and ended up starting the film over again about twenty minutes into the movie. Why, you ask? Because the plot and dialog were THAT horrid. I re-watched the film, if you can even call this pile of tape a 'film', for the sole purpose of seeing people murdered. And to count how many time the phrase 'For shizzle my nizzle' was said. Yes, I swear it is THAT boring. Fortunately, my second reason was taken care of. The death scenes were not brutal, and not even close to satisfying my taste for blood, even further from renewing my interest in the flick. Flick is better, it sounds like what you do when you find a rock inside your nose. Because that's what this one is, something someone dug out of their nose, and FLICKED to us. Back to basics, I counted that phrase sixty-seven times. Almost once per minute as this dreary attempt at humor, or horror, drug on. This is not the worst movie I've ever seen, thankfully, though it is in the top five. Don't watch this, because as the cover art may be enticing, it hides a dark, dark secret: This movie sucks.
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- bunnie_row
- Mar 4, 2005
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