Ninja Nonsense (2004– )

Shinji Kawada: Ninja 1

Quotes 

• [the ninjas are reading a dirty magazine] 

  Sasuke : Hey, I found a girl I like.

  Ninja 1 : Ooh, I'm gonna marry her.

  Ninja 3 : If only her boobs were a little bigger.

  Ninja 2 : All right, keep turning. Go to the next page already.

  Sasuke : Wait, I'm not done reading her profile.

• Ninja 1 : That's a homerun for the girl's team!

  Onsokumaru : Stop! Now wait just a minute here!

  Ninja 1 : What? You have a problem with my judgement as the umpire? Assistant umpire, *that's* a penalty.

  Ninja 3 : Yes sir!

  Ninja 2 : Well, look at this. It looks like the assistant umpire has made a stick to shove up his butt.

  Onsokumaru : Dah, those stubby branches look like they'd be incredibly comfortable but, uh...

  Ninja 2 : Onsokumaru does not look too pleased with that penalty.

• Shinobu : You're *amazing* Miyabi. You're so smart.

  Ninja 2 : Smarter than us.

  Onsokumaru : I knew that! I knew that! And there's something *else* I know. Men are pointy and women are soft. They like to purr and go 'Meow.' So here I come baby! Come and get some fresh milk! You want it!

  Ninja 1 : Really, because I always kind of thought that, too.