Jerry Springer: The Opera (2005 TV Movie)

Carrie Ellis: Peaches, Baby Jane

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• Baby Jane : [sings]  Wait, Prince of Darkness/Punish him not/Jerry is not to blame/With or without Jerry's show/We'd all end up the same/Men and women/Black and white/Transexuals, girls and boys/The burned and crippled/Blind, the maimed/Distorted, destroyed/For society has an ugly face/Contorted, smeared with shit/Jerry did not make it so/He meerly holds a mirror to it.

• Jerry Springer : Please welcome, Baby Jane.

  Baby Jane : [enters singing]  This is my Jerry Springer moment. / I don't want this moment to die. / So dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians. / I don't want this moment to die.

• Zandra : [singing]  Why'd you tell her, asshole?

  Dwight : [singing]  Gotta fess up. Gotta fess up!

  Zandra : [singing]  Peaches, it weren't me, it was the blow.

  Peaches : [singing]  Shut it, bitch!

  Zandra : [singing]  Peaches!

  Peaches : [singing]  Crack head!

  [to Zandra] 

  Ensemble : Slut Junkie!

• Baby Jane : [as Jerry enters Hell. Singing over a balcony]  Womens and Devils, incubi and sucubi, and princes and princesses of hell. Welcome for one night only - or perhaps for all eternity. Its bigger than the planet earth, bigger than the biggest big. Biggy biggy biggy big, biggy biggy biggy biggy big! Lo! He comes! Lo! He comes!

• Jerry Springer : So, Baby Jane, what is it you want to say to Andrea?

  Baby Jane : [singing]  Mama give me smack on the ass hole. / Mama give me smack every night. / Mama give me smack on the asshole. / Everything will be all right.