Cool and Lam (1958 TV Movie)
Benay Venuta: Bertha Cool
Quotes
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Donald Lam : Where do you think Mrs. Lintig could be?
Dr. Lintig : I don't know. She left Oakview in 1937.
Bertha Cool : After twenty years, who cares if she remarried?
Dr. Lintig : I'm paying you to answer *my* questions.
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Bertha Cool : [to Donald] On your way to Oakview, lover boy. This one's a cinch. Dig up some old newspapers, ask some questions and be back tomorrow with the answers. Take along a few sandwiches, sleep in the car and it's pure profit!
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Donald Lam : ...I wake up on the beach outside of Oakview. My car is parked off the road. It takes both my hands to carry my achin' head to the car.
Bertha Cool : I wonder if bandages are deductible?
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Bertha Cool : The medical association says Dr. James Lintig got his name changed legally to Charles Altmont. He's moved to Santa Carlotta.
Donald Lam : Santa Carlotta? There's a wide-open little town. They've invented some new vices and kept all the old ones.
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Bertha Cool : [to Flo] Take it easy, girlie, unless you want to be the only bald-headed woman on the block.
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[last lines]
Bertha Cool : Doc Lintig was very grateful for keeping his name out of the whole mess. He sent us a lovely bouquet of money.
Donald Lam : Good! I'm taking Marion to dinner to celebrate.
Bertha Cool : I know a joint - 65 cent meals, real nice paper napkins. They got a jukebox next door; you can hear the music through the walls. It's on Pico!
Donald Lam : We're going to dinner at Chasen's for real champagne. I'm bringing my own gypsy violinist. I'll charge it to expenses!