- Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: It's rap music these days. Have you heard the names? Puff Daddy...
- Vincent Pasquale: He changed it to P. Diddy for short.
- Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: Oh, yeah, like it takes all day to say "Puff".
- Vincent Pasquale: This place looks like a whole lot of nothin'.
- Agent Tuttle: Well it was just a desert waste land when the Mormon pioneers arrived in July of 1846, but under the leadership of President Brigham Young the entire area...
- Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale: You work for the National Park Service or the FBI? Just drive the van G-Man!