- Herman Washington: [to his brother, Vermin, posing for a photograph] Hold still, boy, 'cause we're gonna take a time explosion.
- Georgie Bassett: [pompous and effete, as usual] Explosion, hmmmph. You mean 'composion'. I detest your ignorance.
- Herman Washington: [at the beach with the Schofields] Can I go in the water, Mr Schofield?
- Mr. Schofield: Yes, but don't go out too far, on account of the sharks.
- Herman Washington: [not in the least worried] Sharks don't eat no dark meat!