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The Aristocrats

  • 20052005
  • K-18K-18
  • 1h 29m
IMDb RATING
6.4/10
17K
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The Aristocrats (2005)
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DocumentaryComedy

One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.One hundred superstar comedians tell the same very, VERY dirty, filthy joke--one shared privately by comics since Vaudeville.

IMDb RATING
6.4/10
17K
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    • Penn Jillette
    • Paul Provenza
  • Stars
    • George Carlin
    • Don Rickles
    • Chris Rock
    • Penn Jillette
    • Paul Provenza
  • Stars
    • George Carlin
    • Don Rickles
    • Chris Rock
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    • 244User reviews
    • 117Critic reviews
    • 72Metascore
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    Adam Duritz and Gregg Rogell at an event for The Aristocrats (2005)
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    Amy Carlson at an event for The Aristocrats (2005)
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    Andy Dick and Penn Jillette at an event for The Aristocrats (2005)
    Andy Dick and Eddie Izzard at an event for The Aristocrats (2005)
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    Bebe Neuwirth, Amy Carlson, and Penn Jillette at an event for The Aristocrats (2005)
    Bob Saget at an event for The Aristocrats (2005)
    Bob Saget at an event for The Aristocrats (2005)

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    George Carlin
    George Carlin
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    Don Rickles
    Don Rickles
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    Chris Rock
    Chris Rock
    • Self
    Chris Albrecht
    • Self - HBO Chairman…
    Jason Alexander
    Jason Alexander
    • Self
    Hank Azaria
    Hank Azaria
    • Self
    Shelley Berman
    Shelley Berman
    • Self
    Steven Banks
    • Billy the Mime
    • (as Billy the Mime)
    Lewis Black
    Lewis Black
    • Self
    David Brenner
    David Brenner
    • Self
    Mario Cantone
    Mario Cantone
    • Self
    Drew Carey
    Drew Carey
    • Self
    Mark Cohen
    Mark Cohen
    • Self
    Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
    Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
    • Self
    • (as Carrot Top)
    Billy Connolly
    Billy Connolly
    • Self
    Pat Cooper
    Pat Cooper
    • Self
    Wayne Cotter
    • Self
    Andy Dick
    Andy Dick
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      • Penn Jillette
      • Paul Provenza
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    • Trivia
      According to his biography, "I'm Chevy Chase and You're Not", Chevy Chase filmed a version of the joke as well. However, at the last second he decided not to sign the release form as he was afraid of what his daughters would think of the joke's content.
    • Quotes

      Wendy Liebman: It's a family, the Cavanaugh's - Ann and William. They're eating dinner, and they just finish, and their maid comes in and she clears the plates. And they have two children, Betsy and Timmy. And Ann suggests that they all go into the drawing room, where Ann then braids Betsy's beautiful blonde hair. The husband, he plays chess with Timmy - and then the maid comes in with strawberries and whipped cream, and they all eat a nice dessert. And that's the act.

      Penn Jillette: What do you call an act like that?

      Wendy Liebman: The Cocksucking Motherfuckers.

    • Crazy credits
      No animals were fucked during the making of this film.
    • Alternate versions
      The South Park segment of the Aristocrats joke, in the film, has a minor edit of the line "and the talent agent just sits there". Whereas the circulated internet version contains the whole line intact is "and the talent just sits there for the longest time".
    • Connections
      Edited into 5 Second Movies: Aristocrats (2008)

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    7/10
    If poo jokes get a rise out of you..
    "A family walk into a talent agency," is all you have to remember. The Aristocrats is a documentary(of sorts) based upon an old inside joke with comedians. It centers around a family of people who have this act, and basically is the amalgamation of disgustingly terrible things that happen during the act. When the agent asks the name of the act, you get "The Aristocrats".

    So now that you've got a basis to work on, let's give you a bit of this movie, which is basically a 90 minute telling of this very joke in different forms by some of the world's top comedians that even includes the Smothers Bros. It doesn't border on disgusting, it's TERRIBLY disgusting, but that's what makes it hilarious. It's so outlandish and far out for almost every version, that bringing it back around to it's almost mundane punchline is far too perfect.

    Some of my associates didn't exactly think so, and I don't blame them. This isn't the kind of movie to bring your mom to see, unless she likes jokes about people peeing on each other, incest, bestiality, and scatology. That's right, I said all of that in the same line. There's not much one can review about for the movie other than saying that it's rated 18A for a reason, and I'm surprised it actually even was received in as many theaters as it did. But that's not taking away from how funny I thought the movie was, even though I know a lot of the people that see this movie that don't already know what it's about when going into it are going to be caught completely off guard and wonder what the hell they're getting themselves into.

    With every funny movie that crosses boundaries, there are standouts and letdowns. Though you're not going to believe me, I'm going to tell you that the best comedian in this movie is Gilbert Gottfried's version of the joke when he was losing the crowd at Hugh Hefner's Comedy Central Roast. Props go as well to Andy Dick, Bob Saget, Sarah Silverman, the mime, and the guy who does the card trick version, as the best versions of the joke, but there are other people in the movie that I dislike who were even making me laugh (besides Drew Carey. I cannot find that guy funny ever), which was fun. And that's what makes the documentary type feel of this movie go so well. It's fun to watch all of these comedians try their luck at the same thing.

    So go spend your hard earned money on a movie that will definitely make you laugh, as long as you can find poo funny.

    *** of *****
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      • September 2, 2005 (United States)
      • United States
      • Mighty Cheese Productions (United States)
      • Think Film Company
      • English
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