Stephen Merchant credited as playing...
Peter Ian Staker
- P.I Staker: The swan's escaped?
- P.I Staker: Yeah.
- Nicholas Angel: Right. And where has the swan escaped from exactly?
- P.I Staker: Uh, the castle.
- Nicholas Angel: Oh, yeah? And who might you be?
- P.I Staker: Mr. Staker. Yeah, Mr. Peter Ian Staker.
- Nicholas Angel: P.I. Staker?
- P.I Staker: Yeah.
- Nicholas Angel: Right. "Piss Taker." Come on!
- Nicholas Angel: [cut to Nicholas with Mr. Staker] Yes, Mr. Staker. Um, we'll do everything we can. Can you describe it to me?
- P.I Staker: Well, it's white, it has a long neck... uhh... it's a swan.