Uncle Sam Magoo (1970 TV Movie)

Jim Backus: Mr. Magoo

Quotes 

• Mr. Magoo : [walks past a wooden statue of a Native American]  No, no, no, sorry, I'm sorry, no handouts, oh, it's disgusting, all that long hair, beads, those hippies, why can't they work like everybody else?

• Mr. Magoo : [finds a coat rack with a face carved into it]  There you are, Henry, don't give me that blank stare, it's Magoo, what juicy role have you landed me, huh?

  [hits the umbrella hanging on it with his cane, causing to make it look like it Is pointing to the right] 

  Mr. Magoo : Where? Oh yes, yes.

  [laughs and comes across an Uncle Sam costume] 

  Mr. Magoo : Old top hat, tie, and tails, I get it, one of those man about town Fred Astaire-type musicals