GWAR: Rendezvous with Ragnarok (1997 Video)

Dave Brockie: Oderus Urungus, Various Voice Overs

Quotes 

• Oderus Urungus : [after the Aliens spray Oderus' Sperm sample on Slymenstra Hymen]  Smells like Sperm up here tonight! Smells like MY Sperm! I love that smell!

  Slymenstra Hymen : [feeling ill, and her vision starts to get blurry]  Oh my God, not that!

  Oderus Urungus : Looks like you got Spermed on!

  Slymenstra Hymen : No, it just isn't true! Oderus, when was the last time YOU were tested?

  Oderus Urungus : Hey, why do I need a test for AIDS, when I already got AIDS? YOU need a test baby!

  Slymenstra Hymen : YOU have RUINED me!

• Oderus Urungus : I'm sorry I raped him, I'm sorry I raped our baby, but here, I bought you this nice purse.

  Slymenstra Hymen : [Starts hitting him with the purse]  This purse aint shit, where'd ya get it, K-Mart?

  Oderus Urungus : I bought it at... Wal-Mart!

  Slymenstra Hymen : You cheap shit! You know Oderus, I believe you will never know how to please a real Woman.

  Oderus Urungus : Well, that's alright, cause... I aint no Woman.

• Oderus Urungus : [the Aliens are about to extract a Sperm sample from Oderus]  Yes, this excites me sexually... to pretend that I am a Fireman.

• Oderus Urungus : [Slymenstra shows up on stage pregnant]  Hey baby, you look fat, you look as if you're pregnant.

  Slymenstra Hymen : Well geez, I wonder... WHO'S it IS!

  Oderus Urungus : Well, I can't possibly recall getting you pregnant, so...

  Slymenstra Hymen : Excuse me, but remember that Alien Sex-Toy you were just playing with earlier?

  Oderus Urungus : Oh yeah, the one that... blew me.

  Slymenstra Hymen : [Loud tone]  ... and the one that knocked me up!