The Smoking Room (2004–2005)

Leslie Schofield: Len

Quotes 

• Annie : I've lost two people and I'm still able to smoke!

  Sally : You haven't lost two people. You've lost someone who just worked in the same building as you... and a rodent.

  Robin : [Annie bursts into slapstic tears]  Oh her bunny rabits dead.

  Len : What?

  [Looks up at the sky] 

  Len : You piss-taking bastard!

  Lilian : When did it happen, sweetheart?

  Sally : [Annie mumbles something under her tears, Lilian looks at Sally, confused]  Yesterday.

  Sally : [Annie mubles another thing, Lilian looks at Sally]  It was hopping round her flat.

  Sally : [Annie mumbles another thing, Lilian looks at Sally]  When it chewed through the televison cable.

  Sally : [Anne mumbles another thing, Lilian looks at Sally]  Poor old Bright-Eyes was...

  [They both look over at a sobbing Annie who mimics someone being electricuted. She contiues crying, Len comforts her] 

  Len : Bright-Eyes? Fucking burning - like fire!