M.K. 22 (2004)

Danny Steg: Corp. Shlomi Hanuka

Quotes 

• Warrent Officer Gavriel Shukrun : Now listen up. Tomorrow we've got a surprise inspection by the Head of Logistics, and we're missing a LOT of stuff in the warehouse!

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : What? What's missing?

  Warrent Officer Gavriel Shukrun : Let's see... Three crates of staples, five crates of separators, one nuclear missile, and four crates of marker pens.

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Where are we supposed to find marker pens?

• Soldier : [Phone rings at the Tanjakistani Army Headquarters]  Hello, Armenian National, errr, Tanjakistan Army... How can I help you?

  Corp. Itay Shulman : Ah, err, yes, yes... I would like a nuclear missile, please.

  Soldier : No problem sir, it is twenty five millioon doollar!

  Corp. Itay Shulman : Twenty-five million doollar? It's a lot of money!

  Soldier : Ok! I give you for... err... Twenty millioon doollar!

  Corp. Itay Shulman : Uhhh... wait a minute...

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Hallo?

  Soldier : Hallo?

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : How much you want?

  Soldier : Twenty Millioona!

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : I give you five.

  Soldier : [laughing]  Hahaha, five millioon?

  [laughing some more] 

  Soldier : ... I don't think so! Maybe fifteen?

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : No no no no no... I give you five dollars.

  Soldier : What? Are you crazy? Five doollar for a nuclear missile?

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Come on. I know you need the money. I know you have nothing to eat.

  Soldier : Yes. It is true.

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Five dollars.

  Soldier : TEN!

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : No.

  Soldier : Ok, ok, ok! I give you for five doollar.

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Send it to Mem-Kuf 22 in Israel.

  Soldier : Ok. It will arrive in about ten minutes.

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Five!

  Soldier : Ok, Ok! Five!

  [hangs up] 

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : [in fake Russian]  Activate missile controls!