M.K. 22 (2004)

Albert Iluz: Warrent Officer Gavriel Shukrun

Quotes 

• Warrent Officer Gavriel Shukrun : Now listen up. Tomorrow we've got a surprise inspection by the Head of Logistics, and we're missing a LOT of stuff in the warehouse!

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : What? What's missing?

  Warrent Officer Gavriel Shukrun : Let's see... Three crates of staples, five crates of separators, one nuclear missile, and four crates of marker pens.

  Corp. Shlomi Hanuka : Where are we supposed to find marker pens?

• Shin-Bet officer : [Upon finding the huge Menora Statue, stolen from Jerusalem, on the lawn in M.K. 22]  Shukrun, you do realize that we will have to launch a Military Police Investigation into this?

  Warrent Officer Gavriel Shukrun : Investigation? What for? Let's just punish everybody!