Francis Capra credited as playing...
Eli 'Weevil' Navarro
- Mr. Tom Daniels: [walk in to find Weevil and Logan playing cards] Is this Reno or detention?
- Logan: Can you believe the best of both.
- Weevil: [Daniels takes away their cards] Oh, come on, man.
- Logan: What the hell, we were playing a game here.
- Mr. Tom Daniels: This is punishment gentlemen, not party time.
- Logan: Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.
- [Logan is playing solitaire]
- Weevil: You know what I love, I love that I get a zero for talking. When you were the one talking to me. You get detention for dissing the teacher in front of everybody, I get detention for laughing. Let me ask you something man.
- Logan: [looks upward] Is this detention or hell?
- Weevil: How do you people not make yourself sick? It's like you walk on water in this school, for what? It's nothing that you do, I mean all that matters is who your parents are. And the zip code your mother shot you out in.
- Logan: If I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-ass fund will you shut the hell up?
- Weevil: You like playing with yourself?
- Logan: Huh?
- Weevil: Or do you want to make things interesting?
- Logan: What did you have in mind?
- Weevil: [cut to them playing poker] You're almost as bad as actor as your father.
- Logan: You know that you don't need a diploma to steal hubcaps right? I mean why do you even show up here?
- Weevil: I promise my grandmother.
- Logan: Hmmm.
- Weevil: I don't break my promises.
- Logan: And I mean this, awwwwww.