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- Tour Guide: Doctor Octopus. I don't want to give anything away for you, but he's kind of the main trouble maker in this little drama.
- [brief pause]
- Tour Guide: What do you mean you already knew that? Sheesh. No appreciation.
- Spider-Man: Oh no! Dr. Connors' class! I got so caught up in what I was doing, I forgot all about it! He's gonna kill me.
- Black Cat: Do you always chase girls that brush you off?
- Spider-Man: Only the naughty ones. I have standards after all.
- Spider-Man: [closing narration] Mary Jane, the girl next door, the girl I love, and now, the girl waiting for me at the end of the day. Fate handed me amazing powers, and with those powers came a burden of responsibility. Somehow though, having her with me makes that burden lighter. Still, in the end, it's mine to bear. After all, there's still only one... Spider-Man!
- [Spider-Man sees Mysterio for the first time]
- Spider-Man: Okay, I'll bite. How *did* the fishbowl get stuck on your head?
- Mysterio: Insolent human! You are no match for the power of Mysterio!
- Spider-Man: Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.
- Black Cat: Shouldn't you be helping some old lady across the street or something?
- Spider-Man: Nah, I already got that merit badge.
- Spider-Man: So, skin-tight leather. Doesn't that kinda chafe?
- Black Cat: You'll never find out, that's for sure.
- Quentin Beck: The laser is overheating? Stupid machine! Work! Work! Come on! Work!
- Spider-Man: Problems with your laser, Beck? I hear there are pills for that now.
- Mysterio: You will meet your end in my funhouse of doom!
- Spider-Man: I thought you were an alien.
- Mysterio: Silence!
- Woman: Spidey, my purse!
- [Spider-Man returns the stolen purse to the Woman]
- Spider-Man: Voila! One purse.
- Woman: I can't believe you helped me.
- [enters a gymnasium and sees crooks hiding inside]
- Spider-Man: Huh. Hiding in a gym. How's that working out for you?
- Spider-Man: I, uh, have to get back to my patrol. See you around.
- Mary Jane Watson: Yeah. Next time a bunch of thugs try to jump me.
- Spider-Man: It's a date.
- Spider-Man: The whole city will be destroyed.
- Dr. Otto Octavius: Only you will be destroyed today, murderous pest.
- Spider-Man: [after falling in the water] Nothing like a little New York water to clear out the sinuses.
- Thug: We're turning the tables on you, Spider-Man!
- Spider-Man: [in mocked fear] Oh, no! Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Tour Guide: Well, sequel time already, huh? Welcome back, I guess. I'm sure you missed me more than I missed you. Anyway, things have changed around here since last time, so they dragged me back at great expense to explain what's up. First things first. You're not much of a wall crawler if you can't, you know, stick to walls, so here's what you do. You walk or run into a wall and hold the grab button. Voila.
- [makes popping noise]
- Tour Guide: You stick to the wall. It works when you're swinging or jumping, too.
- Tour Guide: Okay, so the next thing I want you to do is jump off the building. I mean it, just jump. Hey, I wouldn't tell you to do something dangerous and life-threatening, would I? Come on!
- [Spider-Man jumps off the rooftop and falls in slow-motion]
- Tour Guide: Do you always do what people tell you? You know, there's a word for that: LOSER! So, what now, wise guy? Just a little friendly advice while you're falling to your death. You're going to want to shoot out a webline to save yourself. Push the left analog stick in the direction you want to go and press the swing button. Oh, by the way, it'll only work if there's something swingable in range, okay?
- [Spider-Man falls and hits the ground hard during the tutorial]
- Tour Guide: Ouch! I would work on that landing. Remember, it isn't falling that hurts you, it's the sudden stop at the end.
- [Four robbers get out of a stopped car after Spider-Man arrives]
- Tour Guide: Looks like the robbers are escaping on foot. Go teach 'em a lesson. You know, by beating the snot out of them. I mean, this isn't a civics class. What do you expect?
- [after learning that people are stuck on a sinking boat]
- Spider-Man: All right. I'll find some way to help them. Guess it's good this costume isn't Dry Clean Only.
- [Spider-Man gets onto the sinking boat and picks up a man with his webbing]
- Spider-Man: Need a hand? Your boat seems to be sinking.
- [Spider-Man starts to beat up on a jewel thief]
- Spider-Man: Aren't diamonds forever? Couldn't you have waited a day?
- [Spider-Man pushes the Change icon to switch clothes to become Peter Parker]
- Peter Parker: All the world is my dressing room.
- Tour Guide: Style advisory: dodging is stylish. Let's face it. When thugs hit you, you look like a tool.
- [Spider-Man starts to fight Doctor Octopus on top of a train]
- Spider-Man: Mary Jane didn't do anything!
- Dr. Otto Octavius: Did Rosie do anything? Did she?
- [Spider-Man talks to a citizen]
- Spider-Man: Is something wrong?
- Old Woman: Spider-Man, an armored car down the street is being robbed!
- [down the street, a Thug holds a gun at a Police Officer with his hands behind his head]
- Police Officer: If I could just... reach... my utility belt!
- Thug: Give me a break!
- Spider-Man: [opening lines during view of the city] This is my story. It's the usual thing: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy meets another girl, uh, but, I'm getting ahead of myself. Don't think my life is all flowers and romance though- I *wish*- more and more of my life is spent out here, fighting the worst the city has to offer. Sometimes it's a mugger, sometimes it's a bigger problem. This is the city I protect. New York City. It's my home, my playground, my responsibility.
- [looks around Mysterio's hideout]
- Spider-Man: Look at this place. Let me guess. You're trying to make the cover of "Supervillain Decorator Monthly", right, Mysterio?
- Tour Guide: So you want a hint about sticking to walls? Here's one... you're Spider-Man! You can stick to walls! Yippe-Skippe!