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Quotes
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Eugene Howard : How did you like the Opera?
Willie Howard : Aw, Opera Schnopera! There wasn't a joke in it.
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Willie Howard : The way those fellas in back of me were talking, it was terrible.
Eugene Howard : Yes?
Willie Howard : One fella was talking about his heart, another fella was talking about his liver, one fella was talking about his lungs. That was an Opera?
Eugene Howard : No?
Willie Howard : That was an organ recital.
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Eugene Howard : Have you an ear for music?
Willie Howard : A what?
Eugene Howard : I say, have you an ear for music?
Willie Howard : I don't know - take a look and see.
Eugene Howard : Oh, go on!
Willie Howard : I got a drum in there.
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Eugene Howard : You must be smart.
Willie Howard : I should say!
Eugene Howard : Well, how are you in arithmetic?
Willie Howard : Very thick!
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Willie Howard : The girl I marry must be beautiful, must come from a fine family, plus be well educated, plus have plenty of money, and so on and so on.
Eugene Howard : And so on and so on what?
Willie Howard : Sew on a couple of buttons once in awhile.
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Eugene Howard : How did you come to go broke?
Willie Howard : I was gambling in Wall Street - on the margins.
Eugene Howard : On the margins.
Willie Howard : I slipped off the margin a little bit.
Eugene Howard : I see. Well, what were you? A bull or a bear?
Willie Howard : I was a jack ass.
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Eugene Howard : In case you can't meet me on time, I'll give you the address of this party.
Willie Howard : It's a good idea. You give me the address. If I'm not there, I'll wait for you.