Sky High (2005)

Jim Rash: Mr. Grayson, Stitches

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• Gwen : [carrying the Commander in her arms, who has been turned into a baby]  I take you back, my dear Commander, to your senior year at Sky High, a time before anyone knew what a Technopath was. So, a brilliant, but misunderstood girl named Sue Tenny was written off as a science geek and stuck in sidekick class. She hatched a plan, so daring, so visionary, to start her own super villain academy and raise a generation of heroes from scratch as villains. But first, she had to destroy the very institution that dared to spurn her genius! And now, so many years later, that plan is complete. My only regret: This may be the finest super-villian speech ever given - and you don't even know what I'm saying!

  Will Stronghold : But I do.

  [Gwen and Stitches turn around, startled by Will's presence] 

  Will Stronghold : Look, I'm sorry that my parents destroyed your mom. Now put my dad down.

  Gwen : No one could defeat Royal Pain. When the Pacifier exploded, I wasn't destroyed. I was merely turned into a baby. Stitches took me in and raised me as his daughter.

  Stitches : Daddy's little girl! HAHAHAHA!

  Gwen : I told you never to CALL ME THAT! Lunatic!

  [sighs] 

  Gwen : That's right, Royal Pain wasn't my mother. Royal Pain is ME!

  Will Stronghold : [realizing the truth, dumbfounded]  Oh my god, I made out with an old lady.

  [Gwen activates her helmet and flies into Will, sending both of them flying into the school]