Ralphie May: Just Correct (2004 TV Special)

Ralphie May: Self

Quotes 

• Ralphie May : I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.

• Ralphie May : My neighborhood is so bad. This is how we have to order at the drive-thru if we wanna stay alive...

  Ralphie May : Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka!

  Ralphie May : Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo' the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank.

  Ralphie May : And a chicken sandwich fo' my baby's momma cuz I'm a *hustla* baby!

• Ralphie May : [regarding gay people]  If you can take a dick in the ass - you can DAMN sure take a joke!

• Ralphie May : I got a little bit o' black in me. I didn't get that big dick though... I got bad credit - ain't that a bitch?