- The Director: You know Tiny, I like to tell you what it's been a pleasure working with you.
- Tiny Tank: You would?
- The Director: I like to, but that would be a lie, wouldn't it.
- Tiny Tank: It would?
- The Director: You're not a pleasure to work with.
- Tiny Tank: I'm not?
- The Director: No, you're a pain.
- Tiny Tank: Gee, and I thought I was cute.
- The Director: You're suppose to be cute, but are you?
- Tiny Tank: Uh, no.
- The Director: No, you're a pill.
- Tiny Tank: Ah! A pain and a pill.
- The Director: You have a bad attitude. I'm not being paid enough to deal with your, unprofessional behavior. You're disruptive, lazy, irresponsible, stubborn, crude, crass, unhelpful, rude...
- Tiny Tank: Lazy?
- The Director: I'm not finished. Destructive, depressing, nasty, self-indulgence, uh...
- Tiny Tank: [about to get frustrated] Okay, that's enough now.
- The Director: Uncooperative, insolent, flippant, combative, anit-social, excitable...
- Tiny Tank: [getting mad] Excitable? Do I ask for this? No, I'm suppose to be cute. I'm suppose to be dangerous. What am I, a yellow-metal freak with a smiley face and lethal weapons, and I've had it up to here, you hear me? Up to here!
- [Tiny starts firing blanks at the director]
- The Director: Tiny?
- [Tiny continues firing the blanks and eventually stops firing]
- The Director: Uh, Fred? Thanks for remembering the blanks.
- Fred: Don't mention it.
- [Fred and the director finished playing the Tiny Tank theme song for Tiny Tank himself]
- The Director: Well, Tiny? What did you think?
- Tiny Tank: What is up with that Tinky-Tinky $%*#?
- Fred: I thought it was kind of catchy.
- The Director: Shut up, Fred!
- The Director: Cue the theme song, Tinky Tinky, Clinky Clanky new from Sentrax, Tiny Tank, America's loveable...
- Tiny Tank: Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait. Is that my theme song?
- The Director: Well, it hasn't been finalized yet.
- Tiny Tank: Wanky Wanky, Tinky Tanky, what the $%#@ is that?