Sons of Provo (2004)

Kirby Heyborne: Kirby Laybourne

Quotes 

• Kirby Laybourne : I'm so excited. I am going to be in a boy band. That's never happened to me before, unless you count Sunshine Generation, but that's a bigger group of kids; it wasn't just like three kids... like we're not really kids. We're men. Um... which is kind of funny. Why is it a boy band? We should be a man band. I'll bring that up with them later.

• Will Jensen : Number-one item is we believe that boy bands began with the Osmonds and not with the Jackson Five.

  Danny Jensen : Number two: We believe that boy-band members will be punished for their own tardiness by putting a dollar in the tardiness jar. OK? So bring some cash

  Will Jensen : Number three: We believe in having perfect pitch, being harmonically tight, and choreographically precise.

  Danny Jensen : Number four: We believe in the first principles of boy-band grooming are: First, keep your hair cut over the ears. Second, stay fashion-conscious. Third, never pierce or tattoo anything.

  Kirby Laybourne : I woun't do that.

  Danny Jensen : Anything.

  Kirby Laybourne : I wouldn't.

  Danny Jensen : And fourth, moisturize, moisturize, and Will?

  Will Jensen : Moisturize!

  Danny Jensen : That's right.