Louis and the Nazis (2003 TV Movie)
John Malpezzi: Self
Quotes
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Louis Theroux : Did I ever tell you the thing about Denzel Washington, that Tom said?
John Malpezzi : What did he say about him?
Louis Theroux : He said that he thinks he's better looking than Denzel Washington.
John Malpezzi : I think Tom is too. As a matter of fact, we're going to make a mug out of Tom's head. I want to trademark his head. That beautiful head.
Louis Theroux : [holding a publicity photograph of Tom, running his finger across Tom's forehead] Like, what, you would drink out of here?
John Malpezzi : Uh... yeah!
[Louis makes a funny face. Tom and his mother laugh]
John's Mother : You wouldn't enjoy a drink out of that.
John Malpezzi : I sure would. Oh yeah, man.
John's Mother : People like mugs.
John Malpezzi : Oh yeah, they love mugs.
John's Mother : And his head would make a good mug.
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Louis Theroux : You can't talk about that?
John Malpezzi : Well, let me put it to you this way... I represented a lot of, as I told you, large clients like Pablo Escobar and guys like that.
Louis Theroux : You were some kind of big kingpin cocaine dealer?
John Malpezzi : Me? Little old me? Oh, jeez.
Louis Theroux : Seriously?
John Malpezzi : Everybody needs an attorney, even guys like Pablo Escobar.
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[Louis, Tom and John are going to Mexico for the day]
Louis Theroux : [driving the car] So what is the plan when we get there?
Tom Metzger : [to John] Why don't you tell him the truth? You just wanna get to that whore down there. That's what you're really saying.
John Malpezzi : I wouldn't refer to a lovely lady like that as a whore.
Tom Metzger : Well, if you pay money, she's a whore.