Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Putting Two 'n Two together (1998)

Sally Wheeler: Carrie Moore

Quotes 

• Carrie : Come on, Sammy! Let's see if you earn some of that $10.2 mil.

  Kevin Burke : Carrie?

  Carrie : Professor, what are you doing here? Making sure the Cubs are in bed by 9:00?

  Kevin Burke : The girls told me these were such great seats, I had to check them out myself. Who's up?

  Carrie : Sammy Sosa.

  Kevin Burke : Come on, Sammy! I always knew you were worth that money they're payin' ya.

• Ashley Burke : Dad, Dad. We found the perfect person to watch us after school. Right, Mary-Kate?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, she's great. She can do all the girlie stuff with Ashley and all the cool stuff with me.

  Kevin Burke : My God. Somebody you both like. Maybe I'll marry her.

  Carrie : Professor Burke!

  Kevin Burke : Maybe not.

• Ashley Burke : Where are we going?

  Carrie : To watch a Cubs game.

  Mary-Kate Burke : A Cubs game. What are we going to learn from them?

  Carrie : Nothing, but the Braves are in town.

• Kevin Burke : I come home to find my house empty, no message and no note from their babysitter!

  Carrie : Well, I'm sorry, but we were only 10 minutes late.

  Kevin Burke : Ten minutes when I had no idea where my daughters were! You'd be surprised what kind of things go through a father's mind in ten minutes!

• Carrie : I'm sorry, Professor. I... I'm sure that when you get to know me better...

  Kevin Burke : I don't plan on getting to know you better.

  Carrie : So you're firing me?

  Kevin Burke : Carrie, when I'm not around, I need to know that my girls are being taken care of and I don't get that from you.

  Carrie : Professor...

  Kevin Burke : Good night, Carrie.