Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Putting Two 'n Two together (1998)

Martin Spanjers: Brian

Quotes 

• Brian : You know when my mom gets off my back? When she has a boyfriend.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Who's gonna want to go out with a 70-year-old lady?

  Ashley Burke : A 70-year-old man?

• Ashley Burke : Hey, guys. Bad news. Dad hired Mrs. Baker to watch us after school.

  Jessica : What happened to Carrie?

  Ashley Burke : She's history. The only way we're gonna see her again is if something happens to Mrs. Baker.

  Brian : I know some pretty tough guys in 7th grade.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Brian, you dork.