- Shirley the Loon: [wielding an axe] Golly, Babs! You should like, be more careful when you borrow tools. You left this outside.
- Babs Bunny: Ha-ha-ha. Thanks. Okay, We've all had our fun. But remember, we came up here to have a nice, peaceful weekend... not to gross each other out. So I want us all to swear an oath on this plate of s'mores. No more practical jokes. Promise?
- Shirley the Loon, Fifi La Fume: Promise.
- [Babs smashes their hands in the s'mores and covered them in marshmallows]
- Shirley the Loon, Fifi La Fume: Ewwww!
- Babs Bunny: I just can't help myself!
- [laughs]
- Babs Bunny: At least you didn't get stuck with Dizzy Devil. I am not dating a slob who sees me as one of the four basic food groups.
- Shirley the Loon: Sorry Babs, but like, the all-knowing Ouija does not lie.
- Babs Bunny: Then do yourself next.
- Shirley the Loon: Okay.
- Shirley the Loon: Oh, Ouija spirits, wise and great, reveal the name of my perfect date.
- Shirley the Loon: Whoa!
- Babs Bunny, Fifi La Fume: P-L-U-C-K-Y.
- [the Plucky drawing in the Ouija board kisses Shirley on the lips]
- Shirley the Loon: Oh, this thing is totally bogus.
- [Shirley kicks the Ouija board]
- Babs Bunny: [Babs is mimicking Shirley] Like, the all-knowing Ouija does not lie.
- Babs Bunny: This must have been that demented taxidermist's place.
- [Babs pulls a wolves tongue out, and his eyeballs go back in his head. She then lets the tongue go and they pop out]
- Shirley the Loon: Yuck. But, like, look at the crummy job he did on this one or some junk.
- [Shirley walks over to a Plucky statue and she presses down on his beak]
- Plucky Duck: Hey, knock it off.
- Shirley the Loon: Aah!
- Babs Bunny: Plucky?
- Buster Bunny: Babs.
- Hamton J. Pig: Hey, find your own hiding place.
- [Babs screams]
- Babs Bunny: What are you guys doing here?
- Buster Bunny: We were attacked by a monster in the woods.
- Plucky Duck: Oh, it was hideous. A 12-foot-tall freakazoid with one glowing eye.
- Hamton J. Pig: And gore dripping from his fangs and horns.
- [Hampton makes growling noises]
- Babs Bunny: You jerks. That was just us.
- Shirley the Loon: Yeah. We wanted to get even with you for wrecking our party.
- Buster Bunny: Yeah, well, we knew that.
- Hamton J. Pig: We did?
- Plucky Duck: Oh yeah, sure. Never fooled us for a second. Ha, ha. Well, gotta go now.
- Babs Bunny: Wait! There really is a monster out there.
- Plucky Duck: Yeah, right. Nice try Babs. You can't frighten us into staying.
- [All three freak out at One-Eyed Jack]
- Plucky Duck: But he could. Yeow.