Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)

The Horror of Slumber Party Mountain (1992)

Gail Matthius: Shirley the Loon

Quotes 

• Shirley the Loon : [wielding an axe]  Golly, Babs! You should like, be more careful when you borrow tools. You left this outside.

  Babs Bunny : Ha-ha-ha. Thanks. Okay, We've all had our fun. But remember, we came up here to have a nice, peaceful weekend... not to gross each other out. So I want us all to swear an oath on this plate of s'mores. No more practical jokes. Promise?

  Shirley the Loon , Fifi La Fume : Promise.

  [Babs smashes their hands in the s'mores and covered them in marshmallows] 

  Shirley the Loon , Fifi La Fume : Ewwww!

  Babs Bunny : I just can't help myself!

  [laughs] 

• Babs Bunny : At least you didn't get stuck with Dizzy Devil. I am not dating a slob who sees me as one of the four basic food groups.

  Shirley the Loon : Sorry Babs, but like, the all-knowing Ouija does not lie.

  Babs Bunny : Then do yourself next.

  Shirley the Loon : Okay.

  Shirley the Loon : Oh, Ouija spirits, wise and great, reveal the name of my perfect date.

  Shirley the Loon : Whoa!

  Babs Bunny , Fifi La Fume : P-L-U-C-K-Y.

  [the Plucky drawing in the Ouija board kisses Shirley on the lips] 

  Shirley the Loon : Oh, this thing is totally bogus.

  [Shirley kicks the Ouija board] 

  Babs Bunny : [Babs is mimicking Shirley]  Like, the all-knowing Ouija does not lie.

• Babs Bunny : This must have been that demented taxidermist's place.

  [Babs pulls a wolves tongue out, and his eyeballs go back in his head. She then lets the tongue go and they pop out] 

  Shirley the Loon : Yuck. But, like, look at the crummy job he did on this one or some junk.

  [Shirley walks over to a Plucky statue and she presses down on his beak] 

  Plucky Duck : Hey, knock it off.

  Shirley the Loon : Aah!

  Babs Bunny : Plucky?

  Buster Bunny : Babs.

  Hamton J. Pig : Hey, find your own hiding place.

  [Babs screams] 

  Babs Bunny : What are you guys doing here?

  Buster Bunny : We were attacked by a monster in the woods.

  Plucky Duck : Oh, it was hideous. A 12-foot-tall freakazoid with one glowing eye.

  Hamton J. Pig : And gore dripping from his fangs and horns.

  [Hampton makes growling noises] 

  Babs Bunny : You jerks. That was just us.

  Shirley the Loon : Yeah. We wanted to get even with you for wrecking our party.

  Buster Bunny : Yeah, well, we knew that.

  Hamton J. Pig : We did?

  Plucky Duck : Oh yeah, sure. Never fooled us for a second. Ha, ha. Well, gotta go now.

  Babs Bunny : Wait! There really is a monster out there.

  Plucky Duck : Yeah, right. Nice try Babs. You can't frighten us into staying.

  [All three freak out at One-Eyed Jack] 

  Plucky Duck : But he could. Yeow.