Cracker (TV Series)
Men Should Weep: Part 1 (1994)
Robbie Coltrane: Dr. Edward 'Fitz' Fitzgerald
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Quotes
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Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : [after throwing a suspect in water] Sorry, James, a bit of Medieval justice. If you drown, you're innocent. If you swim, you're guilty.
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DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : [From behind a door] I want to be alone.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Greta Garbo?
DS Jane 'Panhandle' Penhaligon : Before my time.
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Floyd Malcolm : What do you dread most, eh? You and every other white man? Your nice white wife getting raped by a big - and I mean a BIG - black man? It's a pile of crap. I know it.
[Points to Skelton]
Floyd Malcolm : HE knows it. But it's there, yeah?
[Points to Fitz's chest]
Floyd Malcolm : And it's there, right?
[Points to Fitz's head]
Floyd Malcolm : And maybe, MAYBE, that's why he does it.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : So he rapes white women as some kind of revenge against white men?
Floyd Malcolm : Possibly.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : I see. So he's homosexual?
Floyd Malcolm : No.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : I got a patient, you see, Floyd? He only makes love to other men's wives. Single woman, unattached? Can't do it. Married woman? Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. Likes to do it in the other guy's sitting room, on the other guy's carpet. Likes to wash himself down afterwards in the other guy's bathroom. He's screwing the other guy.
Floyd Malcolm : I'm not queer!
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Who's talking about you?
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DCI Charlie Wise : He's in intensive care. He's lying there like a cabbage.
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : [Sarcastically] It can't be that bad - he's doin' impressions.
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Floyd Malcolm : So what do I get for raping these women?
Dr. Eddie 'Fitz' Fitzgerald : Life, hopefully.