- Dale: [voice-over] I could smell the hormones in the air as soon as I walked into the room... and they weren't mine.
- Dale: [voice-over] My life only got better from that day on; each day better than the last. It was trouble all right.
- Charles Withingworth III: Darling, who is this... this?
- Dale: [voice-over] The man was clearly a poor listener.
- Lexie: This is Dale. He bursts in here as a different character nearly every day.