Josie's Castle (1971)

Holly Mascott: Josie Eliot

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• Josie : Rape me!

  Leonard : Just like that, huh?

  Josie : Sure, I won't mind.

  Leonard : Josie, come on! I can't!

  Josie : It's the same as always, just a little more forceful.

  Leonard : Rape is when the chick is unwilling!

  Josie : So I'll put up a good fight.

  [Josie yanks off Leonard's pants] 

  Leonard : Josie, come on! Stop that!

  Josie : Okay, I'll rape you!

• Josie : Sometimes I feel I'm the director of some black comedy and all the players are blowing their lines, and I wanna stand up and scream, "That's not the way it's supposed to be."

• Josie : I propose a toast the heathenism!

  Leonard : To Renaissance costume parties!

  Ken : To masturbating monkeys!

  Josie : To bicycles built for three!

• Josie : Shall we say grace? Ready? Begin.

  Josie , Leonard , Ken : Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yay, God!

  Bartholomew : You're a bunch of disgusting heathens.

• Josie : There's lots of reasons for divorce and one really you can count on. Damn few get divorced when they're getting it good.

• Josie : Divorcees are always looking for judges, someone who will tell them, "You were right and he was the bastard." What better judges could I find than two fellow divorcees? All in the same boat, all equally adrift.

• Josie : I'm used to the guy helping the girl off with her clothes. At least the first time.

  Leonard : Didn't your mother ever teach you how to undress?

• Josie : Forever is what you promise the first time you fall in love. The second time around, all you offer is one day at a time.

• Leonard : Man, you put a costume on somebody, you think it licenses them to be a phony.

  Josie : So, who needs a costume?

• Josie : And what do you do?

  Bartholomew : I'm shooting at the zoo, the final sequence for my master's.

  Josie : What's the title?

  Bartholomew : It's called, "A Helping Hand."

  Josie : Oh well that sounds very altruistic.

  Bartholomew : Not at all, my dear, it's about masturbation!

• Bartholomew : When I heard that your kinky little ménage à trois had moved into the castle, I thought, "Hmmmm."

  Josie : It's not like that at all, it's just Leonard and me.

  Bartholomew : Oh come on! That number's as gay as pink ink!

  Josie : I can give you a testimonial.

  Bartholomew : Whether he knows it or not, that number's just dying to come out of the closet!

• Josie : Don't you think Bartholomew is attractive?

  Leonard : Not to me, he isn't!

  Josie : Don't you believe in loving your neighbor?

• Ken : In a divorce, why should the mother always get the kid?

  Josie : No reason, Ken, except I don't know how good you are at breastfeeding.

• Josie : How is the dope business? I bet you two meet a lot of mafia celebrities in your line of work.

  Leonard : Oh, sure. Walk into any dealer's pad and there's one dead in the bathtub.

  Bartholomew : It's a good, clean living!