Chainsaw Sally (2004)

April Monique Burril: Sally Diamon

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• Sally : Hello, Mr. Gordon.

  Mr. Gordon : Hello, Sally.

  Sally : How's business?

  Mr. Gordon : Well, can't complain. And even if I could...

  Sally : Who would listen?

• Sally : Ruby, give me the knife or I swear I'll rip out your tongue by the roots and feed it to the dog!

  Ruby Diamon : We don't have a dog. We ate it, remember?

  Sally : Well, then I'll get another one and then we'll see what happens!

• Sally : Ruby, I'm home.

  Ruby Diamon : Well, it's about time. My supper's almost ruined. Did you get groceries? Did you get drinks?

  Sally : They're outside.

  Ruby Diamon : Oh, that blond lady was back up at the house again today. You know, the one who has the pointy titties? Her and some guy I didn't know were looking around.

  Sally : Shit! Why didn't you say something?

  Ruby Diamon : I just did.

  Sally : The blond lady is obviously Cynthia Prescott. That bitch is gonna be trouble.

  Ruby Diamon : Trouble like here in River City?

  Sally : No. Harvey Fucking Benton trouble. He's been building, and building, and working his way towards us like a swarm of locusts. Little Miss Barbie Doll is his calling card.

  Ruby Diamon : Well, fuck a furry duck.

  Sally : Ruby! Don't talk like that! You should never fuck farm animals. It'll rot your twinky off and make you smell funny.