Saturday Night Live: The Best of Will Ferrell (2002 TV Special)

Jimmy Fallon: Self, Various Characters

Quotes 

• Burt Reynolds : Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh... eight thou.

  Alex Trebek : That's "Condiments". For $400. "This condiment is made from mustard seeds".

  [Stewart buzzes in] 

  Alex Trebek : French Stewart.

  French Stewart : The answer, of course, is onions. I'll take "Condiments" for $800, thank you...

  [buzzer sounds] 

  Alex Trebek : That's not the right answer.

  [Reynolds buzzes in] 

  Alex Trebek : Burt Reynolds.

  Burt Reynolds : That's not my name.

  Alex Trebek : Okay. Turd Ferguson.

  Burt Reynolds : [laughs]  Yeah, what do ya want?

  Alex Trebek : You buzzed in!

  Burt Reynolds : No I didn't.

  Alex Trebek : Yes you did!

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, well, that's your opinion.

  Alex Trebek : I hate my job!

• Alex Trebek : Welcome back to "Celebrity Jeopardy". Before we begin the Double Jeopardy round, I'd like to ask our contestants once again to please refrain from using ethnic slurs. That said, let's take a look at the scores. Sean Connery has set a new "Jeopardy" record with -$230,000.

  Sean Connery : You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Trebek? What with your dago mustache and your greasy hair!

  Alex Trebek : Look, what did I just say about ethnic slurs? From "3rd Rock From the Sun", French Stewart in second place with -$17,000.

  French Stewart : I'm a late bloomer, Alex, and in Double Jeopardy, I'm gonna bloom!

  Alex Trebek : Sure you will. And finally, back again, Burt Reynolds in a commanding lead with $14.

  Burt Reynolds : Hey. Hey, ah... check out the podium. Look at this.

  Alex Trebek : Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to Turd Ferguson.

  Burt Reynolds : Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.