- Shredder: [on the briefing screens where the antagonists videoconference] The Turtles may have the code, but we have The Turtles! There should not be any more problems.
- Dr. Eggman: I believe Sonic may have discovered my code, too.
- The Voice: I hope the rest of you had better luck!
- Dr. K: Not exactly. Cubix sort of got my code.
- Dialbolic: Kid Muscle may have lucked out and gotten the code, but I wouldn't say this is the final call.
- King Dedede: Don't blame me! It's Escargoon's fault! He was in charge of hidin' my part of the code.
- Escargoon: What's the big deal? The code's still in five different pieces, right? Nobody'll ever put 'em together!
- The Voice: You fool! Donatello set up a website called SaveTheFoxBox.com! If anyone saw all the parts of the code, they could enter it there and restore the network!
- [the Voice's visualization fades away as the voice itself changes to reveal the speaker as Wayne Cramp. His voice is no longer distorted]
- Wayne Cramp: And that would make me mad at you! And you don't wanna make me mad, 'cuz when I get mad, that's when I get even!
- Dorothy Cramp: [knocking on his bedroom door] Wayne Cramp! What are you doing?
- Wayne Cramp: Uh, nothing Mother! Just plotting to destroy the Fox Box! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Dorothy Cramp: If you see your brother, send him down. And don't you be late!
- Wayne Cramp: I'll be there for sure!
- [to himself]
- Wayne Cramp: Just tying up some loose ends...
- Lucien Cramp: [with his back tied to a skateboard] I won't let you get away with this!
- Wayne Cramp: The only one getting away is you!
- Lucien Cramp: [he starts sliding headfirst down the stairs] Aaah!
- Wayne Cramp: Ha ha ha ha! Bye, girl-pants! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- [in his altered "Voice" voice]
- Wayne Cramp: The Fox Box is mine! Aah ha ha ha ha ha!
- Announcer: [during the video intro with Fox Box bumpers and ads; singing "The Fox Box Rocks!"] The Fox Box rocks all year long, with the most action-packed Saturday morning lineup on TV!
- [picture starts to fizzle]
- Announcer: So get off the edge of your seat, it's time to rock...
- [picture goes to snow; a test pattern saying "FOX BOX Tehnical Difficulties - Please Stand By - Signal Offline" appears]
- The Voice: Goodbye, Fox Box! Heh heh heh heh ha, AAaah, ha ha ha ha ha!
- [long "signal gone" beep continues]
- The Voice: [the five TV show villians appear on the screen, within smaller screens] Well, well! Looks like it's showtime! Now that you're all here, the meeting can get started. Never before has there been a teaming up of a group this powerful. You're the most evil, diabolical individuals ever assembled!
- King Dedede: Hey! Am I paying for this call? Get to the point!
- Dr. K: Your message said you would help us defeat a common enemy.
- Escargoon: I hope he wasn't talking about tooth decay, 'cuz in your case we're a little too late.
- Dr. K: What's this guy talking about? He's only got four teeth himself.
- Shredder: Enough! Let us hear what he has to say.
- The Voice: Our common foe is the Fox Box itself! Each week, millions watch as that cursed network broadcasts episode after episode, glorifying our enemies, and showcasing our defeat. That all ends here and now.
- Dr. Eggman: What are you going to do? Shut down the Fox Box?
- The Voice: Exactly! And replace it with a network where we win all the time. Shredder! Imagine a world without the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, where you and The Foots rule with an iron, um... foot.
- Shredder: Hmm... Go on.
- The Voice: The DMP will never lose another match to Kid Muscle again. Sounds good, doesn't it Dialbolic?
- Dialbolic: Sounds even better than a dial tone!
- The Voice: Dr. Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog won't find the Chaos Emeralds, because they'll be in your control!
- Dr. Eggman: Hmm. Very interesting.
- The Voice: [the scene cuts to reveal that the conversation is being listend to on a car radio] King Dedede! You and Nightmare Enterprises will finally cook up a monster that will stop Kirby for good!
- [It is Jack and Ace, the Funky Cops, who are listening]
- Ace Anderson: [in the passenger's seat] We must be picking up someone's CB radio!
- Jack Kowalski: This guy sounds nuts!
- The Voice: Cubix will be defeated once and for all! Or week after week if you like, Dr. K!
- Dr. K: Ooh! That's like music to my ears!
- Shredder: But who are you to lead this group? Show yourself!
- The Voice: Who am I? Right now all you need to know is that I'm the one with the Fox Box broadcast codes!
- Jack Kowalski, Ace Anderson: What?
- [Jack slams on the brakes and causes traffic to stop]
- Ace Anderson: The codes were...?
- Jack Kowalski: Stolen?
- The Voice: Without which the network will be off the air.
- Dr. Eggman: [in response to The Voice's plan to shut down the Fox Box] What if your plan is discovered?
- King Dedede: Don't be so hard-boiled, Eggman! It ain't like we gonna go mailing out a whole heap of DVDs telling folks about the whole dang scheme!
- The Voice: For security, I'm sending each of you part of the secret code. Keep it a secret! Only when it's reassembled will the Fox Box go back on the air. With programming we control!
- Michaelangelo: [In the Turtles' lair on a Saturday morning, two of them fight. Mikey stands in front of their TV wall with a remote control, smiling] Oh yes! Saturday morning toon time! This is what life's all about!
- [he turns on the TVs; there is nothing but snow]
- Michaelangelo: Hey! What gives? This isn't Ultimate Muscle! I want my Ultimate Muscle! Donny! The cable's on the blink again!
- Donatello: [Donatello sits down at his computer workstation, he brings up scientific-looking readouts on the screens] According to this, our cable's functioning perfectly!
- Michaelangelo: You don't think the Fox Box has been... pre-empted, do ya?
- Raphael: [smashes a sai into one of the television sets] If I miss this week's "Kirby", heads are gonna roll!
- Leonardo: Donny, see what else you can find out. Maybe there's something we can do to help.
- Raphael: Yeah? Well hurry it up! 'Cuz I also wanted to catch the Fox Box premiere of "Shaman King"!
- Leonardo: Shaman King?
- Raphael: You gotta see this, Leo, it's awesome! Mikey! Run the Shaman King promo we taped!
- [Mikey puts a DVD in the system and the Shaman King promo starts]
- Amy Rose: [Tails is flying a biplane and Amy is is the backseat; they are trying to assist Sonic in breaking into Dr. Eggmans's fortress; turrets on the ground shoot the plane twice] Tails, the plane's on fire! What are we gonna do?
- Miles 'Tails' Prower: We're gonna save Sonic!
- [Tails shoots a ring down into the forest where Sonic landed after being blasted away]
- Dr. Eggman: [Sonic breaks into Dr. Eggman's control tower] Sonic! What are you doing here?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: I heard ya had one of the Fox Box broadcast codes!
- Dr. Eggman: That's right! My portion has been digitally implanted in the memory of my robot, Decoe. And he will only divulge it if I ask him to.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Ask him!
- Dr. Eggman: Not a chance! You're not getting me to ask "What's the code, Decoe?"!
- Decoe: The code is:
- [looks at a screen]
- Decoe: Nine, H, T, six, A.
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Ha! Thanks, Decoe.
- Dr. Eggman: [grumbles] You may have the code, Sonic, but now you'll have to pay the price! Get him!
- [guns start shooting at Sonic, Sonic jumps in front of Eggman]
- Dr. Eggman: No! Get him, not me!
- [Sonic jumps away]
- Dr. Eggman: Ha! You won't get away!
- [the reactor behind him starts to explode]
- Dr. Eggman: Neither will I!
- [the base explodes]
- Tiff: [bursts into a room where Meta Knight and two other knight characters are watching TV] Meta Knight! We've got big trouble! Dedede got his hands on one of the Fox Box broadcast codes and now he's gonna change the Kirby show!
- Meta Knight: Change the Kirby show? We must stop him. Go to Kabu; he will know what to do.
- Tiff: [Tiff runs to the forest in Kabu Canyon where Kabu the giant tree is] Dedede's got one of the Fox Box broadcast codes, Kabu! We have to get it back before...
- Kabu: [interrupting] I know all about it, and where the codes are hidden. You must get to them before he does, or the Fox Box is doomed.
- Dr. K: My luck has really changed, Kilobot. First I switched from that dull and boring network to the Fox Box. And now I get to join the baddest group on television. Hee hee heh heh! There's King Dedede, Shredder, and of course the baddest one of all!
- [his picture appears on the screen]
- Kilobot: Where are you going to hide the secret code?
- Dr. K: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, now would it?
- [turns to his other side where a holograph of Kolossal appears]
- Dr. K: Kolossal!
- Kolossal: Kolossal here.
- Dr. K: Everything better be ready in my laboratory.
- [he proceeds to put a computer chip with the code on it in a large device]
- Dr. K: This hiding place will make Fort Knox look like a piggy bank! Once I hide this code in Kulminator's memory unit, no one will be able to get it! First we'll take over the network, then Bubbletown, and then the world! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Kilobot: [starts to walk out of the room] Aah, Dr. K may be a fool, but I hope he succeeds. If we can take over the Fox Box, that means we can stop the Funky Cops. And if we stop the Funky Cops that means we can stop disco from making a comeback. I hate disco.
- Ace Anderson: [in the Funky Cops' office] So you say your name's Meat?
- Meat: That's right, detective!
- Jack Kowalski: I find that very hard to believe, you know.
- Meat: Let me get this straight. You believe me when I tell ya that I live in the future, that I fly around in spaceships, and I was cryogenically frozen for ten years, but you have trouble believing my name is Meat?
- Ace Anderson: You expect us to believe *anything* you say, you diaper-wearing, no-neck loudmouth?
- Jack Kowalski: If you're really who you say you are, then what's happening next on "Ultimate Muscle"?
- Meat: Gee, I thought you'd never ask! Let me start by reminding you where we left off.
- ["Ultimate Muscle" theme song plays, setting up its premise]
- Ace Anderson: [after Meat tells them all about "Ultimate Muscle"] You think we're bozos? Do ya?
- Jack Kowalski: What do you take us for? A couple of complete and total idiots?
- Ace Anderson: The next thing you'll be telling us is that there are a bunch of mutant turtles runnin' loose in New York City!
- Tuff: [after Kirby has defeated the Demon Beast Mole by using his Mirror Kirby power, King Dedede and Escargoon escape out of the cave] Hey! There they go!
- Escargoon: [driving away in their car] Well the fact that you left the chest with your part of the Fox Box code behind puts a big dent in our plans.
- [Kind Dedede, in the passenger's seat, hits Escargoon on the head with his hammer]
- Escargoon: And in my head... oh!
- Chief Bookem: [later, all of the Cappies are gathered around the chest; Torkori, a little yellow bird, opens it] There it is! A Fox Box secret code. B, seven, Z, five, one.
- Kid Muscle: [Kid Muscle has Dialbolic held over his head after battling for a while] You'd better give me that code, 'cause if you don't, you'll be sorry Dialbolic!
- Dialbolic: You win, Kid Muscle.
- Kid Muscle: Huh?
- Dialbolic: I'll press that code for you right now. Here goes nothing!
- [he starts to enter the code in on his keypad]
- Kid Muscle: Hold on! I can't see what you're dialing!
- Dialbolic: That's why I said "Here goes nothing!"
- Kid Muscle: Aw! No fair!
- [he throws Dialblic down on the mat]
- Kid Muscle: I've been duped again! Ah ha ha!
- [starts to cry]
- Announcer #1: [in the booth] I don't get it Doc! Why would the number MM881 get Kid Muscle so upset?
- Doc Nakano: MM881 is part of the Fox Box code. But as far as what the rest of the code is, that's really anyone's guess!
- Leonardo: [inside their truck as it speeds through the city; talking into a cell phone] All right, guys. Anyone find anything?
- Michaelangelo: I find that searching for stuff makes me hungry!
- Raphael: [riding his motorcycle] I got nothing!
- Donatello: [on the computer system at their base] I intercepted and encrypted Foot communication signals. Near as I can tell, the Fox Box broadcast codes have been broken up into five parts. Shredder's got one part, but we'll need the other parts to get the Fox Box back online and on the air.
- Leonardo: [on the phone] So, what do we do?
- Donatello: April had a great idea.
- April O'Neil: If we can find The Shredder's part of the code, maybe someone else will find the other pieces. Don and I have set up a website: SaveTheFoxBox.com. Anyone who finds a piece of the Fox Box broadcast codes can log on and enter it. The codes will be reassembled, and the Fox Box will be back on the air in no time.
- Michaelangelo: [driving the truck] I just hope all this can happen fast, so I don't miss the Fox Box premiere of Sonic X!
- Raphael: If that ain't an intro for another sneak peek, I don't know what is!
- Connor: [as the kids and their robots are attempting to get Dr. K's code from inside is large mecha] Quick, Cubix! You'll only have one chance to do this! Go get 'em!
- Cubix: Get him!
- [Cubix breaks his cubes apart to enter Dr. K's giant robot; he approaches the core where the code is kept in Kulminator's memory unit and disables it; the mecha starts to break down]
- Connor: Now, Chip! Get the code!
- [the code is automatically broadcast to Chip's robot Cerebrix as Dr. K's mecha breaks down]
- Cerebrix: Downloading. Descrambling. The code is L, one, four, one, five, G.
- Chip: Hey guys, we did it!
- Connor: Way to go, Cubix!
- Michaelangelo: [in April O'Neil's shop; Donatello, Mikey, Raphael, April, and Splinter wait] Geez! None of us found Shredder's part of the code. I hope Leo has better luck.
- Leonardo: [being thrown through a window into the shop] Aaah!
- Donatello: Leo!
- Raphael: Leo, what happened?
- Leonardo: [hurt, dirty, and lying on the floor, Leo weakly lifts his head; the others gather around him] I... I got Shredder's part of the code. It's Five, E, three, K, Z.
- [Foot Clan ninjas break in through the other windows. A fight ensues]
- Shredder: [breaks down the door after the fight has gone on for a minute; everyone stops fighting] Fools! You may have stolen the Fox Box broadcast codes from me, but that is the last thing you will ever do! Say farewell to each other while you still can.
- Michaelangelo: Oh yeah, Mister Spikey-Pants? Well, you're the one who should be saying farewell... to... uh, to yourself!
- Raphael: Oh yeah, Mikey. That got him.
- Shredder: Finish them off!
- [more fighting ensues]
- Splinter: My sons! Retreat!
- [he and April pull Leonardo into a large walk-in closet; the other turtles follow them in and Mikey closes the door]
- Shredder: Say goodbye to your precious Fox Box! And your worthless lives!
- [he bars the closet door with a metal bar, sets of a bomb, and claws open a pipe near the door that spews out gas; as Mikey and Raphael try to open the door, a view from the street shows the shop exploding]