- [first lines]
- Rob: Okay, you want to hear the story? I'll tell ya. As you know, I'm 34 years old, I'm definitely well-off, and I am happy. But there was a time when I wasn't this happy, a time when I smoked dope and drank constantly, I used horrible language, I was selfish and... I lived in my car. One thing I can say, falling in love changed all that.
- Gary William: Your dad's whack and your mom's a ho. You shoulda left a long time ago.
- Rob: Well that's a nice thing to say. What do you mean, my mom's a ho?
- Gary William: She's a ho, man. Every time I'm over at your place she can't keep her hands off me. It sucks.
- Rob: Alright. I think this conversation is ended immediately. That's crossing the line, man. Don't be calling my mom a ho.
- Gary William: Rob, you're my best friend. If anybody can call your mom a ho, it's me.