- Alien Caller: [first lines - urgent babbling in some alien language]
- Dale Sweeney: That's the night my life changed forever.
- Eugene the Gator Guy: [explaining time-travel] Now the earth, well here
- [dangles some gator bait]
- Eugene the Gator Guy: the earth, it's spinning around the sun. So say we go back, I don't know, 2 weeks. Now where's the earth now?
- Dale Sweeney: Well, it's 2 weeks back in its orbit.
- Eugene the Gator Guy: Right!
- Dale Sweeney: So?
- Eugene the Gator Guy: So you would send yourself back into empty space...
- Dale Sweeney: Exacto-mo. Exacto-mo!